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[burning_phoneix]

You see some wierd shit on 4chan. For example, I was browsing /tg/ and found this post:



Okay, this thread is for weird shit in tabletop games.

My group is going to play Weapons of the Gods (more like Weeaboos of the Gods, amirite?) in a while, and while browsing through the book, I noticed that there are actual rules for sexual combat. There is also sexual alchemy, which allows you to heal people, cast magic spells or make diplomacy checks by fucking.

And that's not the worst part. Then you get to the secret art of Partner Transformation, which is part of the (and I'm not shitting you) Bedroom Strategy: Homosexual Men tree of advantages, which gives you the ability to transform your butt-buddy into a chick. Do games really need rules for gender-swapping by buttfucking?

There's this whole section on sexuality, which I guess is fine, but strikes me as sort of creepy. I really don't see the point of having rules for losing or gaining chi by ejaculating inside specific individuals. It's not even written in a creepy fashion, just a semi-spiritual one, but it's just sort of awkward to me. Maybe I'm just a bit of a prude.

WHO MAKES GAMES LIKE THAT?!

Comments

[popo-licious.livejournal.com]

I have to be honest, this doesn't really surprise me. XD

[burning-phoneix.livejournal.com]

Also, apparently if you're gay that causes you to lose Chi due to imbalances or some shit but if you're a high enough level you can fuck everyone with no penalty.

[dmajohnson.livejournal.com]

Also, apparently if you're gay that causes you to lose Chi due to imbalances or some shit

Well that seems unfair...

[burning-phoneix.livejournal.com]

That's why you have a skill to turn your gay buddy into a women. (Why would you do that if you're gay though?)

[otosaretatenshi.livejournal.com]

(That's what I was wondering)

[dmajohnson.livejournal.com]

It could be worse. You could be playing FATAL.

[burning-phoneix.livejournal.com]

Don't even remind me.

[samuraiter.livejournal.com]

Beat me to it, LOL.

....

Also, BP, you seem to have Chanitis. Take your antibiotics!

[burning-phoneix.livejournal.com]

luckily I'm mostly hanging out around /tg/ so it's more normal than hanging out at the shitholes /b/ and /a/.

Still, that's only relatively speaking.

[multiclassgeek.livejournal.com]

I show love to /tg/ and /po/

Occasionally, someone from the latter board will swing by the former and drop deliver papercraft model schematics for assorted WFB and/or 40K minis.

At which point, all the newfags realise /po/ exists, and go visit.

[burning-phoneix.livejournal.com]

Why would I go to the polical forum....OH wait that's /pol/, /po/ is papercraft and origami.

[otosaretatenshi.livejournal.com]

/po/? /po/po/?

[otosaretatenshi.livejournal.com]

What the hell is FATAL?

[sam767.livejournal.com]

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