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Wednesday, 11 May 2011 04:33You see some wierd shit on 4chan. For example, I was browsing /tg/ and found this post:
Okay, this thread is for weird shit in tabletop games.
My group is going to play Weapons of the Gods (more like Weeaboos of the Gods, amirite?) in a while, and while browsing through the book, I noticed that there are actual rules for sexual combat. There is also sexual alchemy, which allows you to heal people, cast magic spells or make diplomacy checks by fucking.
And that's not the worst part. Then you get to the secret art of Partner Transformation, which is part of the (and I'm not shitting you) Bedroom Strategy: Homosexual Men tree of advantages, which gives you the ability to transform your butt-buddy into a chick. Do games really need rules for gender-swapping by buttfucking?
There's this whole section on sexuality, which I guess is fine, but strikes me as sort of creepy. I really don't see the point of having rules for losing or gaining chi by ejaculating inside specific individuals. It's not even written in a creepy fashion, just a semi-spiritual one, but it's just sort of awkward to me. Maybe I'm just a bit of a prude.
WHO MAKES GAMES LIKE THAT?!
Okay, this thread is for weird shit in tabletop games.
My group is going to play Weapons of the Gods (more like Weeaboos of the Gods, amirite?) in a while, and while browsing through the book, I noticed that there are actual rules for sexual combat. There is also sexual alchemy, which allows you to heal people, cast magic spells or make diplomacy checks by fucking.
And that's not the worst part. Then you get to the secret art of Partner Transformation, which is part of the (and I'm not shitting you) Bedroom Strategy: Homosexual Men tree of advantages, which gives you the ability to transform your butt-buddy into a chick. Do games really need rules for gender-swapping by buttfucking?
There's this whole section on sexuality, which I guess is fine, but strikes me as sort of creepy. I really don't see the point of having rules for losing or gaining chi by ejaculating inside specific individuals. It's not even written in a creepy fashion, just a semi-spiritual one, but it's just sort of awkward to me. Maybe I'm just a bit of a prude.
WHO MAKES GAMES LIKE THAT?!
